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mymusicmylifeforever:

thatnellykid:

[source: part 1, part 2]

In Australia, call 13 11 14

In New Zealand, call 0800 543 354

In the US, call 1 800 273 8255

In the UK, call 0800 068 41 41

I AM GONNA FUCKING CRY

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1ddaily-updates:

The boys in San Antonio, 21.09.14.

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is-that-a-pie:

awez-im-gohst:

stayinbedgrowyrhair:

continentalfuckfest:

betterbemeta:

tastefullyoffensive:

[klaroline]

But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.
water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.
Expose the system. Exploit the system. 


Leave 50 nice letters on your neighbor’s doorstep, all in one day. “HI I LOVE YOU AND SO DOES MY MOM”  “YOU HAVE REALLY NICE SKIN” “I LIKE YOUR CURTAINS” “HAHA MY MOM LIKES U”Fight the power.

these point values seem totally arbitrary. cooking dinner for the family is only worth half as much as ONE load of laundry? even if the load is just towels???

Sweep AND mop the floor (a 45 minute job) is a measly 25 points but cleaning the toilet (a 10 minute job) is 50 pointsthis system needs regulating

Just do 5 loads of laundry

is-that-a-pie:

awez-im-gohst:

stayinbedgrowyrhair:

continentalfuckfest:

betterbemeta:

tastefullyoffensive:

[klaroline]

But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.

water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.

Expose the system. Exploit the system. 

Leave 50 nice letters on your neighbor’s doorstep, all in one day. “HI I LOVE YOU AND SO DOES MY MOM” “YOU HAVE REALLY NICE SKIN” “I LIKE YOUR CURTAINS” “HAHA MY MOM LIKES U”

Fight the power.

these point values seem totally arbitrary. cooking dinner for the family is only worth half as much as ONE load of laundry? even if the load is just towels???

Sweep AND mop the floor (a 45 minute job) is a measly 25 points but cleaning the toilet (a 10 minute job) is 50 points

this system needs regulating

Just do 5 loads of laundry

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lokili-in-the-tardis-at-221b:

unfboy:

wastelandsofficial:

makin my way downtown

sliding fast
ass is chapped
and I’m home bound.

I just laughed for like 3 minutes at the two guys in the background walking backwards

lokili-in-the-tardis-at-221b:

unfboy:

wastelandsofficial:

makin my way downtown

sliding fast

ass is chapped

and I’m home bound.

I just laughed for like 3 minutes at the two guys in the background walking backwards

(Source: chuskopan, via mrandmrscaskett)

danscrotch:

tyler at #zoellabeautylaunch

danscrotch:

tyler at #zoellabeautylaunch

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I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:

Him:

As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.

class:

*laughs*

Him:

No, really, I am.

Class:

*laughs again*

Him:

Why is that funny?

Asshole:

Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.

Him:

Well why not?

Asshole:

I dunno that's just the way that is.

Him:

I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.

Class:

*laughs*

Him:

Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?

Same Asshole:

No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.

Him:

*slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?

Asshole:

Because that's how it is.

Him:

Why?

Asshole:

That's their job.

Him:

Why?

Asshole:

*can't come up with another answer*

Him:

I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.

*note, my mother is a teacher like my father*

Him:

Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.

Class:

*silence*

Him:

Now.. Louis XVI

alwayswritewithcoffee:

Alrighty then, Stana.

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amoying:

Emma Watson is someone who Hermione would look up to

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